Cheddar Corn Chowder

So I thought writing a theme tune about blueberries was hard. Try writing one about corn. What rhymes with corn? Horn? Thorn? Born? Forlorn? My attempts were sad and well, not very inspirational. So I leave you with a picture of Cheddar Corn Chowder, recipe c/o Ina Garten (the Barefoot Contessa).